Love Hate

Love Hate

So I thought I'd write about all kinds of things that I love and all kinds of things that I hate. (Apart from Liverpool).

Firstly I hate hipsters; ironic because I have a blog and even worse because it is now ironic. Jesus...
Here is what I'm talking about:

These guys are wankers. Smug, arrogant, douche bags that like things that are dumb or lame because it's ironic, hate things that are cool and fun because "it's too mainstream" and love things which are retarded or weird; and why?
Well most of us won't ever understand because "it's beyond us" and we aren't cool enough to get it.

Hipsters like to think they are the bees knees by being on the cusp music and fashion. Loving a band until their first LP comes out by which time the band has apparently sold out and gone mainstream already.

I hate hipsters because they try so hard to be cool (just the kind of people they dislike), by ignoring social convention to look like they don't care. This just gets themselves into a cycle of mediocre indie rock and scraggly hair cuts.

The worst part about these tight tee'd skinny arseholes is that they take themselves too seriously and don't realise they are a big joke.

What a piece of shit

Linking onto hipsters is the hashtag phenomenon which began it's life on the hipster haven that is twitter. Or used to be before it became too mainstream and Instagram was born.

I don't really have a problem with hashtag-ing on twitter, it sounds pretty stupid but it does serve a purpose. However it has now spread to other sites such as Facebook and Youtube.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. Don't put hashtags on your status. It's not cool, it makes you look like a fucking loser. People that do this should be ashamed to draw breath and take away air from far more deserving human beings... and animals. 

This thing deserves life more than Facebook hashtaggers

 Dish washing

Washing dishes eurgh... I don't now why I hate this so much, but I just do.
It is horrible. A perfect way to spoil a lovely meal:

"mmhhmmm what a delicious potato dauphinoise. Now time to sit back and rela-"
   

"dirty pots and pans"

*does washing up*

"okay now I can relax..."

"I have a plate to wash up"

Just too much horrible-ness.

Anybody that has seen a proper Japanese or Korean horror film will agree with me on this next one.

Little Girl Ghosts
They scare the shit out of me, more so than local pubs. Frightening as fuck.

I would put up a picture, showing a prime example but I scared myself too much looking for one so I'll show you what I look like when watching Girl ghost films. And a picture to cheer me up.

isn't that pleasant

 
It doesn't make sense that ghosts exist so I shouldn't be scared. But I am. They are just too scary, the horrifying black ratty hair in front of the face, the way they stand in the middle of the corridor blocking your path, always clutching some creepy toy and worst of all photo bombing your favourite pictures.

 

Even this took some courage to find and upload

Another thing I hate is Lil Wayne's lyrics. Not so much him but his lyrics:

"I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed"  (is that a good thing to be?)

"My biceps and triceps is ass"  (what does that mean?)

“I’m beneficial/I’ve been official/I say you rappers sweet, tiramissile.”  (making up a word so his lines rhyme)

"I’m a diamond in the rough like a baby in the trash”  (again is that a good thing)

“Pussy good as baby powder…”   (In my experience those two aren't very similar)

Last on my list of hate are daddy long legs.

This little fuckers don't really scare me they just annoy me. A lot.
They have no control over their flight, flapping their legs about as they drift all over your room going near enough to you, so that you have to be ready to swat it away but turning away at the last minute.

Then they die on your floor. Cheers

I don't go into their nest and flap my limbs about being annoying. So stay out of my house.
Actually that point stands for all insects I don't go into your nest so stay out of mine, also I don't tread on your food so leave mine alone.

Shitey shite bags that are shite all the time

Now all the things I do like, which can be summed up in two words Cudi and food.

KiD CuDi is the mother truckin dude. The shit. The man. The dawg. The messiah. This guy makes the best music I have ever heard. Nothing compares. Nothing. If you have not heard his music you need to go to Youtube straight away and do some serious research. This man's music is powerful. He is a genius.
Get it?

face of a genius

I have never heard a bad kid cudi song except for when a beautifully crafted song is chewed up and turned into a dance remix. Kid cudi's music is the closest I have come to being turned on by music.

A guy had a near death experience and saw Mr K.I.D in his vision (youtube Ben Breedlove). So Kid Cudi must be good.  

He doesn't make songs about money cars and bitches unlike a certain Wayne. He does his own thing, makes his own beats and creates everything you hear in the song.
I wish he would tour in the UK :'(

Food

I love it. Food is just lovely.
Creme eggs are like a currency to me.
Pistachios are so delicious and dangerously so when salted.
Noodles. Burritos. Fajitas. Stir fry. Curry. Pies. Burgers. Pasta. Anything that came from a tagine. Fruits. Prawns. ehiewnfwnfnkdndc it's all so good.

Sushi is glorious and when done right is possibly one the most masterful types of food. And certainly not bland (you know who you are).

Water btw is very underrated.  I very much like water.


And it's so mainstream it's not mainstream anymore.