I Hate Liverpool

I Hate Liverpool FC

Liverpool are shit

I hate Liverpool and not because I support Man United (yeah I'm that guy).
I hate them for many reasonable reasons.

Firstly, they have no fucking ambition. None. It's as if the chairman sets targets like:

• Only purchase players of equal or lesser ability than our players 
• Maintain that all Merseyside derbies are still close matches
• Give Channel 5 some football to broadcast

Why does Liverpool buy 3 or 4 average players every transfer window costing a few million each, when they already have a squad full of ugly mediocre players. (BTW the best move they made this summer was sell Dirk Kuyt. The ugliest person I know of and a very average player, despite being hailed as king of the Liverpool strike force).

Transfers this summer:
Joe Allen he's alright
Borini he's alright
Assaidi he's who?

The one time the board gave their manager money to actually spend on players, he was too goddamn stupid to know how to spend it. Paying £35m for Carroll, Value.

Most of the players are either ugly, a racist, mediocre or a combination of all three. I hate them.

Carragher is old.
Skrtel is a thug.
Aurelio is a championship player.
Downing doesn't do anything.
Henderson is shite.
Charlie Adam is average.
Rodriguez is average.
Carroll is a donkey.

 

Liverpool however does have 3 good players.

Reina is a good keeper and not entirely hideous or racist. Good guy.

Gerrard is a powerhouse but he must be the most frustrated and depressed man to ever play the beautiful game. He has been at Liverpool for his whole career and had to carry the team for every one of those years. Dragging them to two FA cups, a handful of Carling mugs and a flukey Champions League trophy. While he watches the rest of his team deteriorate around him and manager after manager come and go, bringing average players with them.

Suarez is a good player. But a racist prick. 


To sum up I hate Liverpool because they are a team that keeps getting worse but the people in charge are too dumb to work out that in order to progress you need to acquire players better than you currently have.

Liverpool WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS